"I have a bladder the size of a peanut" -David
Rose
"Where those Zitches at?" (Zitch dogs) -Caleb
"Your
watermelon is pregnant." -Matt Sullivan
"You're not the father."
-Luke
Rachel Sweeny speaking: "Anne said, "Is there a bug on me? But it was just my hairy legs."
Rachel Sweeny speaking: "Anne said, "Is there a bug on me? But it was just my hairy legs."
"So John and I were working on this old lady.."
-David
"Wow, that's wet." -Austin in the ocean
"Upe!!!!!!!!!" -Ari
"Are you a male fish or a female fish?"
-Caroline
*puns for an eternity* -Justus, Rachel Griffith, and David
"Bromance? No it's just friendship." -David
David*spits* "I am literally fount of living water
that never will run dry."
"My goldfish is six years old. It's obese and
white." -Rachel Griffith
"This pot is bigger than my scholarship
amount." -Caroline
*Eduardo comes in bloody from a shaving cut on his
head* "I know where you sleep."
"We are both tall, and we are both Jesus. What else do you
need?" -Clint about himself and Tyler
"Luke seemed a little too
excited to be sacrificed." -Rachel Sweeney
When coming up with animals
that start with C for Clint's name: "Kangaroo" -Victoria
"My sunburn is asymmetrical."
-Rachel Griffith
Caroline talking about
David: "He's a white suburban dad raising a teenage daughter."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To pass on to
the other side." -Eduardo
"Edweirdo" -David
"I know what it's like to do the drugs." -Mama Tia
"These are some quality buns." -Justus
"I know what it's like to do the drugs." -Mama Tia
"These are some quality buns." -Justus
"Make sure to wash your toots." -Edweirdo
"I
really want to meet a Gastrointestinal doctor named Joe. He'd be G. I.
Joe." -Rachel Griffith
Ethan addressing Garrett: "Good job,
Caleb."
"My hands look like Cosmopolitan ice cream."
-David
"You've texted any babes, Brian?" -David
"You got me with your trigger." -Brian
"It does look like a
chicken, but it's a bird." -Anne
"Wow this pillow is really
heavy." -David
CARRY ON The BUS RIDES video (R.Griffith)
Collective Videos w/song (R.Griffith)
CARRY ON The BUS RIDES video (R.Griffith)
Collective Videos w/song (R.Griffith)
Mama Tia, Tia Camila, Justus, Brian, Abuela Barby, Nurse Rene |